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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Jay Danger's Hag Race Finale - Submission By Whoopsi Crumbz

Superheroes:

Here's my super hero squad: Ass-Factor! (not a Marvel-sponsored Hag Race entry)

Madcox: Team Leader; can create duplicates of himself and use them to lobby against Prop 8



The Bear: The hired muscle of the group.  Can expand to 16 times his regular size, if you catch my drift.



Golden Triangle (far right in the pic): Can deliver powerful laser blasts from his crotch, but can only do so if his arms are raised over his head and if the music is really bumpin'.



T-19: The telepathic twink.




Untz: Golden Triangle's younger brother.  His specialty is time travel, and he can also be counted on to give his brother bumpin' club tunes to help deliver those laser crotch blasts.



Power Bottom: Does what it says on the tin!  His magic bottom can retain great amounts of dark matter.  He also has an invisibility cloak.



Mongolian BBQ: Kokk Hogg!

And for anything goes....KITTEH!!!!11!!!!


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