Jay Danger's Hag Race Finale - Submission By NikkiM1976

Superheroes:

First up is:

Professor Style.  He can make anything shitty instantly fab!  He could give a trailer park class.

Next:
Mister Olympia.   When he flexes his muscles, the beauty of his physique blinds everyone around him.

 Next:
Camella Toe.  Her superpower is suffocating men with her voluptuous camel toe. And kicking the shit out of men.  And hating them, too. 

Next:
Jay Danger!  His superpower is fighting for civil rights everywhere with his Sword of Justice.  And being awesome.

And last:
Captain Donkey Punch.  His superpower is............donkey punching the shit out of bad guys!

 Mongolian BBQ:

And finally, the anything goes entry: A mashup of Friday and If I Could Turn Back Time...with a special guest!

Jay Danger's Hag Race Finale - Submission By Ann T Maim

Superheroes: TEAM DANGER

Mongolian BBQ:

And for the anything goes segment, Jay Danger's Theme:

Jay Danger's Hag Race Finale - Submission By Whoopsi Crumbz

Superheroes:

Here's my super hero squad: Ass-Factor! (not a Marvel-sponsored Hag Race entry)

Madcox: Team Leader; can create duplicates of himself and use them to lobby against Prop 8

The Bear: The hired muscle of the group.  Can expand to 16 times his regular size, if you catch my drift.

Golden Triangle (far right in the pic): Can deliver powerful laser blasts from his crotch, but can only do so if his arms are raised over his head and if the music is really bumpin'.

T-19: The telepathic twink.

Untz: Golden Triangle's younger brother.  His specialty is time travel, and he can also be counted on to give his brother bumpin' club tunes to help deliver those laser crotch blasts.

Power Bottom: Does what it says on the tin!  His magic bottom can retain great amounts of dark matter.  He also has an invisibility cloak.

Mongolian BBQ: Kokk Hogg!

And for anything goes....KITTEH!!!!11!!!!

Jay Danger's Hag Race Week 6 - Submission By Whoopsi Crumbz

First, her ideas for hubbies for Sean: Chris Mmmmmmmmeloni:

James Franco:

And....uh...Monique the Telemarketer????

Hubbies for Montario: Nick Adams:

Hugh Jackman:

Maverick Men:

Hubbies for Jay: Blake Lewis:

Steve Pougnet:

And...Mongolian BBQ Chef!

Last but not least, Whoopsi's song, Pour Some Bronzer On Cree:

Jay Danger's Hag Race Week 6 - Submission By NikkiM1976

First, hubbies!

For Sean:

Magnum P.I. (Tom Selleck circa 1981)

Vince Vaughn:

David Duchovny:

For Montario: Lando Calrissian:

Mark Feuerstein:

And, swimsuit model Phil!

For Jay: Antonio Sabato, Jr.

Andrew Lincoln:

and Taye Diggs.

Nikki's song for the week: Closer (To Honey Badger):

Jay Danger's Hag Race Week 6 - Submission By Ann T Maim

Hubbies for Sean:

L-R: NPH, Elmo, Jake Gyllenhaal

For Montario:

L-R: David Beckham, Greg Louganis, Curtis Stone

For Jay:
L-R: Elton John, Nathan Lane, Ricky Gervais, and Jay Danger

And Ann's song, Somebody To Lurd:

Jay Danger's Hag Race Week 5 - Submission By Lady WahWah